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heading... somewhere? but not set on where

Hang on, bitch, this idea of yours? Yeah, we're just gonna drop those in the trash. And then set that trash on fire. Listen, I'd say I'm an open-minded guy, wouldn't you? I'm game for a lot. A real lot, just ask around!

But you cannot send an assassin to a place with no weapons, and no killing. Fuck that, no offense- Except actually, yes, take offense. I'm offended by this plan, you might as well join me.

Привет! LiveJournal imports may be slow

Привет and welcome to our new Russian friends from LiveJournal! We are happy to offer you a new home. We will not require identification for you to post or comment. We also do not cooperate with Russian government requests for any information about your account unless they go through a United States court first. (And it hasn't happened in 16 years!)

Importing your journal from ЖЖ may be slow. There are a lot of you, with many posts and comments, and we have to limit how fast we download your information from ЖЖ so they don't block us. Please be patient! We have been watching and fixing errors, and we will go back to doing that after the holiday is over.

I am very sorry that we can't translate the site into Russian or offer support in Russian. We are a much, much smaller company than LiveJournal is, and my high school Russian classes were a very long time ago :) But at least we aren't owned by Sberbank!

С Новым Годом, and welcome home!

EDIT: Большое спасибо всем за помощь друг другу в комментариях! Я ценю каждого, кто предоставляет нашим новым соседям информацию, понятную им без необходимости искать её в Google. :) И спасибо вам за терпение к моему русскому переводу с помощью Google Translate! Прошло уже много-много лет со школьных времен!

Thank you also to everyone who's been giving our new neighbors a warm welcome. I love you all ❤️

Canon is Obey Me / Voicetesting

We both know neither of us have the time for this foolishness.

You have 3 unfinished work projects, 32 open books (that's worse than Satan, how do you survive?), and a thoroughly untenable home-life. No, that's not an opening to discuss mine! I'm busy enough trying to achieve Lord Diavolo's dream, don't you have your own to work on?

I really don't see how this helps either of us.

I'm not Mammon or Beelz you can just bribe, not even with tea or travel - a pathetic attempt.

Leave me to my work, and complete your own.

On the recent Cookie of the Year results...

I LOST AGAIN?! AND TO HER? THE LITTLE HYPOCRITE? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

We all know who DevSis's favorite cookie is: ME! I'M the one who brought the most players in! I'M the one who gets all the staring roles! I'M the most recognizable cookie out of the entire batch! And I STILL lose to Dark Enchantr-Oops! Sorry, keep making that mistake! What I meant to say was White Lily Cookie. Yes, White Lily Cookie. Don't know HOW I keep making that mistake.

[He's totally doing it on purpose, he's so mad right now.]

But fine! Whatever! Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, I guess. Come next year this will all be forgotten and I'll be top dog once again.

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canon: obscure

canon is The Odyssey. Concerned puppet is concerned.

I'm a homebody. You know that.

Which means I refuse to go anywhere. Especially now.

Come now, why are you doing this?

Current Mood: curious

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canon: original character

On future gadgets

Wow…and here I thought you just wanted to torture me for giggles. But this new gadget you have planned for me…I think it would help a lot. I am a bit concerned though. Don't get me wrong, I could use the help. I just…don't want to become too reliant on it, you know?

Maybe I should ask Agent Locke to make me an umbrella like Justin's. That'll be helpful, too.